Well hello all my lovely ladies that read my blog, and who have anxiously searched my blog every week for a new post - only to find my dog Layla staring back at you. A couple of things that have been going on in my life:
A) Bryan's brother got married last weekend and it was the biggest fiasco/circus I have ever been a part of.
B) Bryan's half brother got his girlfriend pregnant and they are having a shot gun wedding in two weeks in Florida - but we all adore his girlfriend so its ok - I am going to be another aunt!
C) My mom's last reconstructive surgery is on June 30, so she gets a new pair of boobies.
D) I am aggresively searcing for teaching jobs and recently told my bosses I would be leaving.
E) This just in...Kellianne ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama - hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama.
F) And lastly, Aunt Flow visited today, and let me tell you, since I have gotten off birth control, Aunt Flow has turned into a RAGING BIATCH! This is probably what I look like today because of HER:
Anyway, I miss all of you very much! I need my girlfriends!
