I Bought It....

OK all you "Twilight" fans out there - I just bought the book at Target. And I have to say, after reading the synopsis on-line, I am pretty darn excited about it. My mom and I are driving to Georgetown tonight so I have a good three hours to start the book. It sounds so mysterious, so romantic, so WONDERFUL! And by the way JD and Val talk about it, I wish I could start reading it right this second! And a movie is coming out? Oh my gosh, how excited are you two about THAT? Now we can all chat about "Twilight" together, and especially about this Edward fellow. And the cover of the book is so cool! I especially like the cover on the second book. So the third one comes out in August right? I need to finish these two first so I can be REALLY REALLY excited for the third one! Maybe we can all get together and go see the movie on December 12th?! Anyway, I will let ya'll know if I finish the book this weekend!

I'm a little verklempt.....

Alright ladies....I don't even know what "verclempt" means..but that Mike Myers skit from SNL is hilarious. And I am so excited about "The Love Guru". By the way, we saw "Zohan" this weekend with Adam Sandler and it was also funny...not as funny as I would have liked... but funny. Val? Any comments? Have you seen it yet? And FYI, Dave Matthews plays a character in the movie...that's right...Dave Matthews from The Dave Matthews Band. Anyway, talk amongst yeselves....

Words Cannot Describe...

My brother-in-law Jonathan, my lovely husband, and my brother-in-law Joseph.

Our poor cat, Chloe.

I love this man.

Hair Color Blues...

Ok ladies, so as you all know I began the long process of growing my natural hair color back out (whatever it might be - cause I have no friggin' idea - been dyeing my hair since the 7th grade). So I knew it was going to be hard...but this SUCKS! My 6 inch roots look great, but the brown dye left at the bottom of my hair has faded to the color of dirty dishwater because of the blonde it is sitting on top of. I look like a hobo. Thats right...just call me "Two-Tone" from now on. So, to lessen the agony, I may try a semi-permanent hair color tonight that washes out in 15 washes or so. Maybe something like Clairol Natural Instincts. Any of you every tried it? I am a litte scared. I don't want to ruin the 8 months of growing out my hair that I have been working on.

New Post Just Because I haven't posted in months...

Well hello all my lovely ladies that read my blog, and who have anxiously searched my blog every week for a new post - only to find my dog Layla staring back at you. A couple of things that have been going on in my life:

A) Bryan's brother got married last weekend and it was the biggest fiasco/circus I have ever been a part of.

B) Bryan's half brother got his girlfriend pregnant and they are having a shot gun wedding in two weeks in Florida - but we all adore his girlfriend so its ok - I am going to be another aunt!

C) My mom's last reconstructive surgery is on June 30, so she gets a new pair of boobies.

D) I am aggresively searcing for teaching jobs and recently told my bosses I would be leaving.

E) This just in...Kellianne ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama - hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama.

F) And lastly, Aunt Flow visited today, and let me tell you, since I have gotten off birth control, Aunt Flow has turned into a RAGING BIATCH! This is probably what I look like today because of HER:

Anyway, I miss all of you very much! I need my girlfriends!